Amazing Puns

When people are so corny….


“Girl, I am always drunk: drunk on life.”

“That statement, made me throw up in my mouth a little bit…because I choked on all that corn.”


Which One

Sometimes it is in the word. 


“What are you doing?” She asked. 

“Lying.” She answered. 

And the other would never know for sure which one she really meant. 


Some days, you …

Some days, you wake up feeling different. Something isn’t the way it should be. Light shines a strange way, people seem harsher and troubles are harder to accept.

For me, I just know it is going to be an off-day when I don’t even feel like watching “The Wolf of Wall Street” again.