I distrust people who

Just a short but very significant list of people I choose to not trust

 

I distrust people who…

1. Don’t drink coffee

2. Don’t like every single movie ever made with Leonardo Dicaprio

3. Eat healthy

4. Have a Yahoo email address

5. Think Christmas music should be played exclusively during the “holiday season”

6. Were born in the 2000’s

7. Go to enter a website and type “www.”