In Honer of the Apple Watch Release

WHO could have thought….

I mean truly no one, not a single soul saw it coming. Apple finally released their smartwatch and they are totally knocking everyone out of the park. That is if it is an empty park.

In honor of the Apple watch release I wanted to bring back my still favorite and market dominating Banana Watch by our favorite tech company Banana Corp! Purchase at any grocery store today! Ahead of the Apple game by almost half a year, you really can’t beat the quality Banana Corp. offers. Whenever, wherever, at a price you like.

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***as long as bananas are in season somewhere, and if/or gas prices don’t skyrocket***

***Banana corp will not take responsibility for bruising if watch is dropped***

***3 year Warranty***

***If you choose to return or exchange your Banana Watch for whatever reason, it must be unpeeled***

***Warranty will not apply on peeled bananas***

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For me personally, it is always important to stay on the tip of the technology market’s tongue. You know what I mean.

Introducing the newest addition to Banana Products: the Banana-Watch. Rivaling smartwatches everywhere, not only does the Banana-Watch connect you physically, but also healthily; we all know Potassium is essential.